Wednesday, October 21, 2009

The Donald buys a new fishing Rod (what's that smell and where's Ivanka?)

My buddy "Hot" Rod Blagojevich is going to be on The Donald's Celebrity Apprentice, eh? That is, if those kill-joy government types can't find a way to stop him. 

It's really the perfect kind of show for him, though I was hoping Dancing with the Stars would reach out (he and The Hammer would have made dreamy dancing partners).

Trump will do anything for publicity and I guess he and Rod share the same sort of ethics in that regard.  They certainly seem to share platinum hair-club-for-men membership status.

Maybe Rod can prove his entrepreneurial meddle to Papa Trump by peddling Ivanka's ass as a sort of novelty "escort" to young coke-fueled Wall Street types (make that crank-fueled; we're in a recession after all).

Rod was born to be a white-collar pimp and Ivanka ... well, she seems like a fine young lady.

Papa don't preach.

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